I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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