There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
where are my eyebrows?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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