it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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