you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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