It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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