you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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