If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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