You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So much rum. So many feels.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He has the fingertips of a God
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