just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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