She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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