the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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