So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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