no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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