Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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