hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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