So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Randomize
