two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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