So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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