they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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