I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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