Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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