what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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