your parents love me but you hate me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
honey bunches of taint.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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