so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
now i know why i became what i already was.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Panties = found
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