I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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