there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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