yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
