I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Randomize
