He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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