im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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