i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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