5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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