The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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