You're my little dorito
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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