who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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