I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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