How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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