I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Can Purell be used as lube?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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