im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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