May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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