Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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