Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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