She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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