you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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