There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
only you would photoshop your dick
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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