So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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