well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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