How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
false alarm. still invincible.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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