Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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