She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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