I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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